Thursday, May 16, 2013

At last, he's awake!


by Eze Eluchie

A close scrutiny of the powers vested in the President of Nigeria will reveal that the occupant of that office is by a wide margin, the most powerful ‘elected’ political office holder on earth. Barack Obama, Putin, Cameron and other elected political leaders can only dream of the powers Nigerian laws vests in the Nigerian President – short of an ability to declare a man as a woman and vice versa, there is scarcely anything that the Nigerian President is unable to do (within Nigeria) once he sets his mind to it.

Such powers, in the hands of a morally bankrupt personality can be turned into a tool for victimization, retrogression and monumental fraud and evil – as experienced during Nigeria’s ‘reign of evil’ (May 29th 1999 – May 28th 2007). On the converse side, if the same powers are handled by a person with his country at heart, the positive results could be beyond all known indices for measuring national development.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Fraud Called Nigeria (1) Population Figures

by Eze Eluchie

From the numbers churned out by authorities of the Nigerian contraption as population figures, Nigeria is the only country on planet Earth where the more you depart the coastal regions and areas of rich vegetation and move hinterland towards arid desert regions, the more ‘people’ you will see!

Demographers and population scientists will readily inform that historically, human habitation and settlements tend to gravitate, above all else, towards one fundamental source of human existence, water. People ordinarily tend to congregate towards those locations where they will have access to water. This remains the situation throughout the African continent.

Across the globe, from the United States to China, Russia to Brazil, Sweden to Australia, New Zealand to Iceland to Mali, to wheresoever, populations tend to congregate more densely towards the coast. More people live on the coastal regions than in the arid hinterland – Nigeria, and only our good old Nigeria, records a reversal of this global fact.

In Nigeria however, the reverse, going by the fraud of population figures, is the case. The fraud in the Nigerian census figures is exposed by the fact that in all other countries along the West African coast (Benin, Togo, Ghana, Cote D’Ivoire, Senegal and Guinea et al), which share similar geographical diversity and multi-ethnic composition with Nigeria, their population figures rhyme with reality and tally with the expectations of science and demography. All other West African countries, with the exception of Nigeria, have a majority of their population residing in the coastal regions!  

An analysis of population census figures in Nigeria, dating from colonial periods, reveal historical fraud of monumental proportions geared towards achieving the intendments of the colonial overlords - intendments which served to ensure, at the departure of the colonialists, skewed representation and enthronement of mediocrity in governance, which in turn assured the departing colonialists continued control over the affairs of Nigeria long after ‘independence’.

The benefits derivable from inflated population figures in a country like Nigeria are overwhelming. Whereas benefits accrue based on falsified figures, no responsibilities are attached as a result of such fraud. The peculiarities of the Nigerian situation, where what is commonly referred to as the ‘national cake’ (billions of US Dollars accruing to the Federation from crude oil sales and whatsoever) and virtually all benefits accruable to citizens are distributed to the various States based on ‘population figures’, makes it ‘profitable’ for populations to be manufactured where non exists in reality.

The dubious population figures which have been used for everything, from the allotment of seats in the National Legislative houses in Nigeria, to entry into the military and security agencies, to appointment of Federal Ministers, to admission into High School and other academic institutions and the creation of ‘States’ and ‘Local Government Areas’, has led to the institutionalization of fraud in the polity. Phantom population figures lead to phantom economic projections, which in turn generate phantom developmental agenda and ultimately a phantom country.

Whilst other countries will seize the opportunity of national census to know as much as possible about their populations, the makeup, the diversity and peculiarities, the most recent national census in Nigeria, held in 2006, was unique in the sense that virtually all other indices which would have revealed the horrendous fraud which had been perpetuated over the decades was deliberately omitted – the 2006 national census ended up producing numbers which were vehemently contested by virtually all segments of the Nigerian contraption.

To begin to adequately appreciate what our problems are and be able to address it effectively, we need to know how many we truly are.

The call for renegotiation and restructuring of the Nigerian contraption embodies the need for realistic and factual census figures.



Links: Population density across West Africa (note the geographical disparity between the purported population of Nigeria and that of the other countries) :







Picture: Population density in Africa based on Nigerian figures


Friday, May 10, 2013

Help, our ship is rudderless!


by Eze Eluchie

I wonder who Goodluck Jonathan thought he was fooling by ‘aborting’ his visit to South Africa and Namibia under the pretext of the’ increased violence in Nigeria’. The spike in violence in Nigeria has been a continuum and the only thing Mr. Jonathan ever does, and will ever do in response thereto, when any of the various acts of violence occurs, is to issue a nonsensical mundane ‘press release’ through his press secretary, a chameleonic pretender to the pen profession, urging all to go about their normal duties and that the ‘government would destroy Boko Haram shortly’. – Balloons!

For all it was worth, Jonathan could as well have continued with his frolick from South Africa to Namibia and extend same to any of the several offshore Islands which serve as ultimate destinations of loot from Nigeria and remain there for as long as he can – his coming back to Nigeria is essentially useless to solving the security crisis Nigeria is facing presently.

The worrisome dimension of emergence of erstwhile unknown terror groups, such as the ‘Ombatse Militia’ of the Eggon tribal group in Nasarawa State which recently engaged security agencies in a battle which claimed the lives of over 90 people (including over 30 Police Officers, 15 Civil Defense operatives and other security personnel); the growing effrontery of the Boko Haram terror group in the north attacks and overwhelms military and police formations and headquarter complexes; and the recent incredulous  boasts of a militant leader, based in Nigeria’s capital city, Abuja, who dared the security operatives to arrest him for provocatively treasonable comments and risk Nigeria being consumed in violence, are all indicative of the fact that an implosion of gigantean proportions has moved from the realm of if to when!

The implications of an implosion in Nigeria will be very dire, not only for the entire West African sub region, but also with possibility of serious consequences for the Central African sub-region. The prospect of over 50 million Nigerian refugees swarming through such countries as Benin, Togo, Ghana and Cameroon (which will be the locations of first contact for Nigerian refugees in the event of full blown conflagrations), is nightmarish to say the least. It will itself be a miracle if the Governments and economies of these countries survive the influx and ‘expertise’ of Nigerians.

Add that scenario to the inroads al-Qeida in the Maghreb (Tanzīm al-Qā‘idah fī Bilād al-Maghrib al-Islāmī) is making in the region and the prognosis becomes particularly horrific.

The logistics required to contain the exodus, will be on a scale that will make nonsense of the combined resources and capacities of Red Cross, Medicine san Frontiers and their colleagues in the ‘humanitarian’ industry.

The call for a ‘restructuring and renegotiation’ of the Nigerian contraption has gone on for quite a while, unheeded by the kleptocrats who benefit profusely and shamelessly from the continuing existence of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as presently structured. The insensitivity of our home-grown kleptocrats, who have obviated all efforts at a renegotiation and restructuring of the Nigerian contraption, has attained murderous and self-destructive proportions.  As unfolding events are beginning to manifest, it is apparent that it has become pertinent for preventive measures to be applied as a matter of utmost urgency, to prevent an Armageddon.

It now behoves on Lovers of humanity, persons and entities opposed to wanton bloodshed to congregate efforts and ensure sufficient pressure is brought to bear to facilitate an expedient and peaceful renegotiation and restructuring of the Nigerian contraption.

Darkness beckons.



Picture: Goodluck Jonathan. A huge pity - working hard at becoming the last President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria!