Wednesday, December 31, 2014

The Worst Nigerian Awards for Year 2014

by Eze Eluchie

It is with sorrowful hearts filled with longings as to what might have been if the winners of the awards been bestowed today had, rather than the path they had paced, opted to contribute positively towards societal advancement, that the winners of the 2nd edition of the Annual The Worst Nigerians Awards are today announced.

Considering that so many others, via their various untoward acts which served to ensure the comatose and retrogressive state of the Nigerian polity, were in contention as recipients of the Awards for 2014, the eventual winners of these Awards (losers in real terms) outshined the rest in negativity.

The Annual Worst Nigerians Awards is geared towards highlighting some of the entities who have caused us to be where we are whilst the rest of the world keeps on forging ahead. It is hoped that those who are bestowed with this Awards will strive to ensure that the purge themselves of the persona which attracted such bestowal and that others who are towing the path of infamy will have sufficient motivation to make a reverse for the betterment of self and State.

As usual, the Awards are in 4 categories, and the winners are:

The Worst Corporate Entity:
For its continuing leadership role in the pollution and destruction of the Nigerian environment, rendering thousands of hectares of virgin coastal and mangrove territories uninhabitable to all living things (man, plants, animals and whatsoever); using its wealth of resources to unscrupulously scuttle whatsoever efforts the populations directly affected by their prospecting and production operations may explore to seek redress for various injustices; institutionalizing the practice of using military and police forces, maintained and paid for by tax payers, against the very tax payers and members of the public such security agencies are meant to protect; Shell Petroleum Development Company (and the  various pseudonyms under which it operates) is hereby bestowed with the Worst Corporate Entity for 2014.

The Worst Governor/State Agency:
One clear reason why the Nigerian polity remains where it is whist others are advancing could be traceable to the fact that the contenders for this Award were quite numerous – the very people who ought to have served to bring governance closer to the people became the albatross of the people. Competition for this particular Award was quite stiff, with the eventual winner outscoring his closest rival, Governor Theodore Orji of Abia State merely by his internationalization and broad implications of his misgovernance on not just the residents and citizens of his State, but the entire Nigerian State and beyond.

For serving as the arrowhead of the politicization of extremist Islamist terrorism in Nigeria; presiding over a territory where some of the vilest acts of terror experienced anywhere in the world in year 2014 occurred - the ‘abduction’ of school girls in Chibok, rushing abroad soon after the said abduction to appear before various media outlets to embark on a campaign of calumny against the Nigerian State over terror; announcing to the world that he had knowledge of where the Chibok ‘abductees’ were being held; presenting various ‘students’ (who somehow evade the various military road blocks all over his State to show up at the Government House in the capital city) as escapees from the terrorists; and ultimately profiting handsomely from terror by continually collecting billions of U.S. Dollars from the Nigerian treasury under the guise of his States allocation from the national revenue, when in reality his authority does not extend beyond the State capital city; the character presently occupying the exalted office of Governor of Bornu State in Nigeria’s north-eastern region, Mr. Kashim Shettima is hereby bestowed with the The Worst Governor/State Agency Award for 2014.

The Worst Federal Minister/Federal Agency
The holder of this Award from 2013 has in no way altered his mannerisms. Deliberate acts and omissions of the awardee for 2014 serve to stand him out for extra recognition. From using a sham consultancy outfit to superintend over a recruitment exercise in the Immigration Service, an exercise which unfortunately led to the demise of several young unemployed Nigerians who had been conned into paying to die – homicides for which no responsibility has till date been acknowledged;  to disgraceful mass outbreaks in Prisons all over the country; to a failure to resign from his office in the face of glaring incompetence, a failure which served to portray the Nigerian State as a State where government appointees can get away with whatsoever, including murder; the Minister in charge of the Federal Ministry of Interior of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Mr. Abba Moro is hereby bestowed with the Award of The Worst Federal Minister/Federal Agency for Year 2014.

The Worst Nigerian.
In most other climes, those who have been opportune to hold the highest political offices in their countries, often retire to a serene and highly respected lifestyle where they routinely advise their successors on how best to advance the polity. When however a man who has held such highest office, not once, but twice, ruling over his country for an unprecedented 10 years – years of waste and evil, decides upon retirement, to do all he can to create disquiet and division, champion anarchy and bequeath a legacy of lies and deliberate distortion of history and reality with a view to presenting himself as a ‘messiah’, then something really devious is afoot.

Perpetually embroiled in very publicized conflicts with his immediate family, ever exchanging verbal attacks with his peers in uniform and in politics, an uncouth character lacking in morals and intellect and unworthy to serve as a model to any desirous of progress, Mr. Olusegun Obasanjo, ex-dictator and ex-President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, has by almost unanimity of nominations retained the award he won last year and is hereby once more bestowed with the Award of Worst Nigerian for Year 2014.


It is sincerely hoped that these Awards will serve its desired goals of dissuading those who may be inclined to toe the odious path laid by the awardees hereby presented to think twice and change course and ultimately spare the Nigerian polity and the international community at large the pains occasioned by the lives and activities of winners of the Worst Nigerians Awards.


The Worst Nigerian  Award Trophy 


Saturday, December 20, 2014

Nigeria: Tackling Terror all alone

by Eze Eluchie

In response to the 9-11 attacks, the United States dealt a massive blow to whatever was associated with terror wheresoever – Americans, and the civilized world, fell behind their Government till the needful was achieved;

In response to the attack on the School in Beslan, Russian authorities dealt a massive blow to whatever was associated with terror wheresoever – Russians, and the civilized world, fell behind their Government till the needful was achieved;

In response to the attack on the Army-run School in Peshawar, the Pakistani Government is striking hard at whatever is associated with terror wheresoever – Pakistanis, and the civilized world, are falling behind their Government till the needful is achieved;

In response to the several dastardly terror attacks in Nigeria, whatsoever efforts at striking hard at terror is met, from within, with ‘spurious and incredulous allegations of infringement of the rights of terrorists/terror suspects’ and commission of ‘war crimes’ - led by the Chairman of the Human Rights Commission and his cohorts; anti-government/anti-country rallies which embolden terrorists to cause more mayhem – led by #bringbackourgirls gang and their cohorts (certainly, if the originators of this group were Pakistanis, they would by now have initiated a #bringbackourstudents gang in response to the Taliban attacks at the Army-run school near Peshawar); and using the instrument of a most archaic and ineffective judicial process to scuttle whatsoever efforts at tackling terror; Resulting in a loss of morale amongst Nigerian troops, directly emboldening the terrorists, and generating a sense of fear in a population and polity now living at the mercy of terror.

From outside our shores, publications in the mold of the New York Times who are now reporting the successful liquidation of some elements of the Taliban militants in Pakistan in the wake of the vicious attack on the Army-run school in Peshawar  would have turned round to also levy all sorts of accusations against the Nigerian Government, its Military and its Peoples for a successful counter attacks against Boko Haram elements. ( http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/20/world/asia/pakistan-school-militants.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0 ); In addition, strong lobbying syndicates continue to successfully propagate the illusion that Boko Haram is a 'socio-cultural response to years of marginalization of Northern Nigeria', toeing the line of renowned terror-apologists.

At the inter-State level, some countries, such as the United States, have under opaque considerations for 'human rights violations' declined to sell much needed military hardware to the Nigerian military; others, such as South Africa explore every and all means to blight the country as it seeks to acquire such weapons via other channels, and yet other minion players in the international scene, such as Chad, acting out the script of their colonial over-Lords, deliberately create a ruse of brokering 'ceasefire agreements' with terrorists, all aimed at portraying Nigeria in not so good light in terms of the war against terror.

Nigeria, it appears, is fighting terror virtually all alone. Whilst we are supporting our troops and Government in this noble venture and rooting for success; the discerning worldwide, realize that the consequences of the worst case scenario in Nigeria will transcend our borders.


Picture: Nigerian soldiers deploying for duty


Thursday, December 11, 2014

Physician, heal thyself: US Senate Intelligence Committee Report on CIA Torture

by Eze Eluchie

As I read through the US Senate Intelligence Committees Report on the CIA’s use of Torture, what the spy agency craftily refers to as Enhanced Interrogation Techniques (EIT), there is a palpable feeling of astonishment, shock and disbelief. 

The increasing global revulsion and condemnation about the use of diverse torture methods by the US in its treatment of its detainees, is, in the light of the very vociferous nature with which the US condemns those it refers to as rogue States who torture and terrorize people, very much expected. One immediately wonders as to what moral authority the US has to cast aspersions at North Korea, China or any other country for that matter.

The reality that the United States Government and some of her agencies spend huge sums on educational programs for law enforcement agencies in other countries, including mine – Nigeria, under the guise of imparting knowledge of human right issues and on the need to avoid torture, at a period when the agencies of the US administration are neck deep in torturing suspects and using unwholesome interrogation techniques, smirks of blatant hypocrisy.

The release of this report on the eve of the United Nations International Human Rights day is quite ironic and devastating.

The United States needs to urgently rediscover and redefine itself.




Picture: Torture (electrocution) technique.


Tuesday, December 2, 2014

The Jonathan Administration: Entering self-destruct mode?

by Eze Eluchie

With the ease with which terrorist elements brandish military hardware they seize from Nigeria’s military forces, it is natural to expect suppliers of such equipment to express some reservations with regards to providing more sensitive and technologically up-to-date military equipment to an army that cannot guarantee safe custody of such weapons and are prone to losing same to criminal elements or worse still, whose top brass may surreptitiously be ‘handing over’ such weapons to terrorists. Some equipment in Nigeria’s military arsenal, the prior loss of which had not been made known to the Nigerian public, which Boko Haram had displayed with glee in some of its video releases include, Tanks, Armored Personnel Carriers and endless cache of M-16 and AK-47 guns.     

The above scenario clearly founded the reluctance of United States authorities to sell “Cobra attack helicopters” to the Nigerian military – a reluctance which certainly did not augur well with the some at the helm of affairs in Nigeria.

The further escalation of the situation by Nigeria’s cancellation of ongoing Military Training exercises   for our soldiers being conducted by the United States military is an ill-thought, most unfortunate and deplorable descent into very murky waters.

The following issues immediately come into focus:
1.      Who in heavens name in the Jonathan administration suggested the discontinuation of training programs for Officers and men of the Nigerian Army by United States military authorities?
2.      What was the intended outcome of such discontinuation?
3.      Was it merely to ensure the continuations of schism with an entity the administration can least afford a confrontation with? Is there a ‘Plan B’?
4.      Considering that key allies of the US will not step in to fill the void, did those who proffered this discontinuation foresee alternative arrangements with other countries and the logistic and lingual barriers such alternatives may pose?

This discontinuation is akin to the push by some elements in the Nigerian Government, led by the present Ambassador to the United States, Mr. Adebowale Adefuye, to frustrate earlier efforts to designate Boko Haram a Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO), an effort which portrayed the present administration as bereft of unified approach at tackling terror and unable to pinpoint its enemies/problems.

By all means, you can make new friends, but certainly not in the middle of a war! You stick to the folks you are familiar with and if there are differences, you amicably sort it out. Not cut off relationships!

Mr. President, if you are looking for 5th columnists in your ranks, look no further than the source of the advice to discontinue and cut off military ties with the US. And if, per chance, God forbid, the advice and decision was initiated by your goodself, then clearly Mr. President, the administration has taken further action which appears to set it in a ‘self-destruct’ mode.

With the abundance of anarchist elements posturing as 'opposition politicians', and a full fledged terrorist onslaught at its northeastern flanks, the Nigerian Government is least equipped to take on a cunning and swift extra-powerful opponent. 

Avoid schisms. Make peace!




Picture: Training session US soldier and Nigerian soldiers