Friday, December 30, 2016

Nigerian of the Year 2016 - Mrs. Rose Oruru

by Eze Eluchie,

In a year when the national economy nosedived with inflation spiraling out of control forcing many Nigerians to dispense with their cultural and traditional hospitable nature; when terror elements had a field day blowing up stuff and maiming at will despite bogus claims of the terrorists having been ‘technically defeated’; and when some erstwhile intellectual role models for the youths incredulously somersaulted from Olympian heights to unfathomable depths from which they will most probably not be able to climb out before their demise – one of them who had climbed to prominence via criticizing societal ails turned to abusing the entire population for daring to point out his glaringly silly gaffe concerning electoral outcomes in foreign lands, and the other who had through the course of his life pretended to be interested in true Federalism and supremacy of the constitution turning round, for lucre, to praising brutal attacks by security operatives on the judiciary and mocking the practice of separation of powers upon which our pretense at democracy is hinged; it would ordinarily appear that all hope is lost for the Nigerian contraption and there is none in the land worthy of being singled out as a positive role model, a person of the year.

Far from it! It is in the midst of adversity and tribulations that the goodness in our peoples shone the more. 

People who seem to have comparatively less prove more generous. Families who had a sole bag of grain willingly shared out measures from their store to those less endowed; Cooperatives emerged where none had hitherto existed to soften the economic strain on their members; neighbors anonymously paid for the school fees when they noticed youngsters who ought to be in school loitering around long after their mates had returned to school; Muslim families risked all to harbor and accommodate non-Muslim neighbors when that bout of murderous lust for blood that has become the norm in our northern fringes sets in; Our peoples, in their various localities, live and exhibit the best qualities of humanity, giving lie to the perception their ruler wants the international community to know them by – as a ‘fantastically corrupt’ specie of the human race.

In Year 2016, one woman rose head and shoulders above her country folks to best exposé the virtues of an irrepressible spirit, fearlessness and never-say-die-till-goal-is-achieved attitude imbued in the average Nigerian and qualify to be recognized as the Nigerian of the Year, a role model most worthy of emulation.

When her 14-year old daughter (Ese Oruru) was kidnapped from right under her nose in Yenegoa (Bayelsa State) in Nigeria’s Niger Delta region by a philanderous butcher (Yunusa Dahiru) who disappeared into the uncharted Nigerian wilderness, Mrs. Rose Oruru did not consign herself to wailing and gnashing of teeth. This Amazon, in the face of the usual and most unfortunate failure of the local police authorities to conduct proper investigations apprehend and prosecute culprits, plunged herself head-on into rescuing her daughter. Mrs. Oruru’s personal investigations led her, over a thousand kilometres away, to the Palace of the Islamic ruler of Kano city, the Emir, where her daughter’s kidnapper had taken refuge and where a sham marriage had been conducted to forcefully join the kidnapped under-aged girl in matrimony with her kidnapper.

At great risk to her life, Mrs. Oruru, who was making her very first visit to Kano State, pestered the entrance of the Palace of the Emir of Kano (a huge fortified premises with hundreds of rough thugs serving as a first-layer of security) imploring on anyone who cared to listen to help retrieve her daughter from the kidnapper and his very ‘politically powerful’ overlords. Mrs. Oruru’s uncommon valour and insistence caught the police and state authorities flat-footed with all manners of despicable denials and statements emanating from the various Commands of the Nigerian Police (Bayelsa and Kano State in particular) through whom the kidnap case had passed through without any real actions being taken and the Inspector General of the Nigeria Police Force, Mr. Solomon Arase, who elevated the shame of the Police to  arduous levels when he asserted that though the Police Force knew where the kidnapped girl was being kept, the release of the under-aged girl was dependent on approval by the Emir of Kano, Mr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, (a former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria) who was then performing the holy pilgrimage in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. True to the IGP’s words, the under-aged girl was only released to her mother upon the return of Mr. Sanusi to Nigeria a few days later.

As a result of the publicity generated by Mrs. Oruru’s heroism, several other instances of parents (mostly Christians) who were suffering from helplessness at the kidnap and forced ‘marriage’ of their under-aged children under the patronage of Islamic rulers across several cities in Nigeria’s northern region were brought to light. The diabolical pattern of kidnap of under-aged girls and forced ‘marriage’ of such girls to their kidnappers has continued unabated without any efforts at quelling this most inhumane of crimes by Nigerian authorities.

Ese Oruru has since given birth to the product of rape during her ‘forced marriage’ to her kidnapper; The kidnapper of Ese Oruru remains a free man.

For her tenacity of purpose, efforts at self-help which resulted in the rescue of her kidnapped daughter, bringing to limelight the dastard vice of kidnap of under-aged girls and forced marriage under Shari’a which has continued till date in Nigeria, helping others in her situation to come out with their own tales of woes and seek solution, her dexterity, her leadership and serving as a role model worthy of emulation, Mrs. Rose Oruru is the 2016 Nigerian of the Year!





Picture: Mrs Rose Oruru (in red) surrounded by Police Officers. 


Thursday, December 22, 2016

The Worst Nigerians of 2016 Awards

by Eze Eluchie,

Often times, the failure of a people is rooted in their inability to identify the causes of their continuing decadence and misfortune. When you recognize your weak points or those factors that retard your growth, there is the likelihood, presuming the society concerned is genuinely interested in moving forward, to isolate and demobilize such minuses, wheresoever they may exist, as an integral process in moving society forward.

In realization of the fact that the Nigerian contraption currently resides far behind where even the most pessimistic had envisioned it to be, the Worst of Nigerian Awards, which is now in its fourth year, is principally geared at identifying the arrowheads amongst our numerous minuses which contributed most negatively to keeping Nigeria in the back woods where we now find her.

Expectedly, in view of the backwards slide in virtually every facet of national life which Nigeria experienced in the past 12 months, numerous worthy nominations were received for the various categories of the Awards on offer. The fact that the current regime of President Buhari is already prosecuting two of the past Awardees in the ‘Worst Minister of the Year’ Awards category – Mr. Abba Moro (Interior Minister for Interior) and Mr. Mohammed Adoke (former Minister of Justice) should serve as indication that our Awards cross political divides. It is only hoped that actions are taking much earlier to right wrongs being caused by the awardees.


The Worst Corporate Entity.
Buoyed on by a palpable desperation on the part of governments to attract and encourage Foreign Direct Investments, corporate entities in Nigeria cashed in on the already weak regulatory mechanisms to exploit the population assured that they can get away with blue murder as the governments would generally look over their crimes/faults under the guise of not scaring away investors

The usual culprits were there once more: British American Tobacco (which in 2016 had the sole distinction of continuing to market its lethal product with more aggressiveness in Nigeria whilst at the same time launching a public advisory to its users in its home-country to desist from consuming cigarettes), the Oil Conglomerates which continued with their lethal production practices that would have earned their Executives long spells behind bars in their home-country’s.

This year however, a new kid gets on the block, from an industry that is fast gaining importance and usage with our youthful population. The Awardee for this year treats local regulations with disdain; when caught with its hand in the till, greases palms to minimize fines levied; is under investigation for discrepancies regarding its foreign remittances and cash outflows; charges its users arbitrarily and has one of the worst consumer helplines in the globe.

South African headquartered Mobile Telecommunication Nigeria (MTN), is the Worst Corporate Entity for Year 2016.


The Worst State Governor/Agency
In a year when several State Governors converted huge largesse’s received from the Federation Account in the forms of bailouts to personal uses whilst failing to pay State employees and pensioners or even execute any tangible infrastructural projects, nominations for this category of the Awards was naturally validly varied.

One Governor choose to sink beneath the bounds of civility in maladministration, reducing the population over which he governs in a state of drunken stupor, wondering how they could have missed all the tell tale signs prior to allowing such a sleazy character access to their States treasury and administration. From forcing civil servants and pensioners to sign unto documents forfeiting sizable portions of their salaries in order to get meagre sums; to criminally substandard public infrastructure works (severally collapsed tunnels and buildings); to destroying the traditional and cultural heritage of the people; and grabbing .lands belonging to entire communities for self use; the recipient of this year’s Awards in this category has become a serial awardee, having won the awards twice in the past three years.

The Worst State Governor is Imo State’s Mr. Rochas Okorocha.


The Worst Federal Minister/Agency
From its delay in appointing his Ministers, it was quite clear that Nigeria’s current ruling regime, though it had plans to acquire power as can be discerned from the aggressiveness with which it pursued the cause, simply had no plans for governance. This lack of preparedness has manifested in very poor performances by the Federal Ministers and Agencies. The catalogue of misfortune seems endless. From a Lawyer who was appointed Minister for Works/Power/Housing who is clearly out of his depth as he is clueless about the fundamentals of the issues of the Ministries over which he superintends, to a Finance Minister whose novice status in national economic management and fiscal issues is glaring, to a Technology Minister who has set his sights on producing pencils (Yes PENCILS for writing) for the year 2019. Never have we received such multiplicity and diversity of nominees for this category of the Awards.

One Minister however outshone his colleagues in terms of his idiocy, cluelessness and general lack of understanding of his role. A Minister who once questioned what the country’s soccer team was doing being stranded in the United States in a scheduled pre-Olympic training and wished the team remain abandoned in the US; a Minister who followed up such infamy by revealing that the Federal Government did not anticipate the female national football teams successes at the African Female Nations cup – and as such there was no provision for the teams allowances following their victory at the tournament.

A federal agency was particularly outstanding in the number of nominations it received for this Award. An agency that inherited relatively modest operational guidelines and modalities, that always tried to do things by the books had decided to throw caution to the winds and was openly partisan and incredulously partial in its activities. The Independent National Election Commission (INEC – also known commonly as the Inconclusive National Election Commissions on accounts of the high number of inconclusive elections it had recorded within the short period of its current leadership) has severally, by its opaque umpire role in elections it has thus far conducted, pushed several Nigerian States to a precipice and likelihood of violence.

For the first time ever, we have joint winners of an award under this category. The winners of the Worst Federal Minister/Agency are: Mr. Solomon Dalung (Minister for Youth & Sports) and the Independent National Elections Commission (INEC)!


The Worst Nigeria.
At his assumption of Office in May 2015, the Nigerian economy was rated the fastest growing and largest economy in Africa. By spectacular dint of policy summersaults, vindictive posturing, self-debasement before the international community, palpable ignorance of economic principles and outright cluelessness, the fortunes of the Nigerian contraption was meteorically reversed to an economy in recession, spiralling inflation, the local currency broke all records in the negative directions, unemployment rates skyrocketed and capital flight exceeded all known bounds as all and sundry sought to escape from an impending collapse.

On the social and political fronts, the tenuous fabric which created a semblance of unity of purpose was recklessly shredded as this character pronounced and displayed outright hate for sizable segments of the population, thus engendering separatist agitations across the land;  At the same time, rampaging gangs of vicious herdsmen, buoyed on by the cloak of seeming invincibility accorded by support from federal security and military operatives, exterminate and commit atrocities at will without any fear of being called to account.

As a result of this characters terrible rulership, the only light Nigerians are seeing as they are stuck in the tunnel is that of an oncoming train.  At current rates, something must give come 2017.


The recipient of the Worst Nigerian Award for Year 2017 is the current head of Nigeria's ruling junta, Mr. Muhammadu Buhari.




The ignoble Baddies trophy:

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

A Cattle Rearing Army?

by Eze Eluchie, 

At a time when brave young Nigerians soldiers fighting terrorists in our North Eastern flanks have featured in a video recording that has gone viral in Nigeria, begging their Commander-in-Chief for food and appropriate enabling environment to exist, talk less of being combat-ready and capable; and when within a space of 2 week Boko Haram terror elements killed several Nigerian soldiers including 4 Lieutenant Colonels; and when millions of dollars (some provided by foreign donor governments and agencies meant for Internally Displaced Persons have been diverted to spurious uses by high ranking government officials; Nigeria’s Chief of Army Staff, General Tukur Buratai announces that the Army has sent some of its officers to Argentina for training, not to be better soldiers, but to learn ‘cattle rearing’@£#$ and that the Army intends to establish cattle grazing facilities in all its Divisions@#??????

When it is realized that the Federal Government, which coincidentally has a man who has a cattle ranch as President, had not too long ago floated the idea of appropriating lands across the Nigerian contraption to ease transit problems of Fulani herdsmen and the same Federal Government had through one of its Ministers, in addition embarked on the importation of some special specie of grass from Argentina for the cows consumption (Perhaps in importing this special grass, the Agriculture Minister had forgotten that it was not solely the grass that made the Argentine cows so productive. Other factors which this ‘extremely hyper intelligent’ Nigerian government should likewise have included in its import list from Argentina must include Argentine water, Argentine climate, and of course Argentine soil where the cows will trod on); one begins to appreciate the true direction of the Army Chief’s drift towards creating a specialized Cow Herding Brigade or Unit in the Army.

General Buratai, this your Army Cattle Grazing fields hogwash is merely another ruse to appropriate lands owned by others for cattle grazing! This regime has been more about Cows! Cows!! And Cows!!! Without giving a hoot about the people!

Nigerians appreciate the sacrifices of the dedicated soldiers who are doing their very best, even in the absence of necessary equipment's to save the society from terrorists and other criminal elements. But this idea of training soldiers as cattle herdsmen is far, far, far beneath the rank of soldiering or what some of those who volunteered to join the Nigerian Army thought the noble duties of a soldier entails.

What becomes of a soldier ordered/deployed by his commanding officer to the 'Cattle Rearing Brigade of the Nigerian Army who has conscientious objections to such service? Will he be disciplined, subjected to court martial proceedings and or dismissed from service?

Restructuring and Renegotiating the Nigerian contraption will allow for those who prioritize cows over human beings to be at liberty to do what they feel is best in their own context without dragging other peoples down their self-chosen paths.

What mortal sin could Nigeria and Nigerians have committed to deserve this Buhari fellow and his ineptly clueless bunch?






Picture: A ‘military cow’ – the likely outcome of Nigeria’s efforts to create cattle ranches at all its Divisions.