Sunday, April 10, 2016

Presidential Junkets - Next Stop: Mount Everest!

by Eze Eluchie, 

Clearly, the President, ‘saint’ Muhammadu Buhari’, is embarking on his scandalously numerous foreign junkets as an escapist ploy to avoid the embarrassment of his overly long siren-blaring convoy of state-of-the-art, fuel-guzzling SUV’s having to cruise down our death-trap roads whooshing past eternally long queues of hundreds of thousands of Nigerians stranded at Petrol Station in a desperate bid to get some fuel to power their vehicles, homes and lives.

For today, the train takes off to China; thereafter probably to North Korea to exchange ideas with Kim Jong-un on brutality. As the number of options for such escapades continue to diminish (already there has been 4 swings to the United States, and frolics to territories of dubious value to Nigeria) it is only expected that the numerous Presidential aides who in addition to believing they are shielding their boss from the shame of having to wastefully cruise the streets of Nigeria’s cities at a time when anger is palpably entrenched on the faces of millions of Nigerians, also get their pockets get lined from hefty largesse’s they amass for themselves in the name of ‘estacodes’ for the ‘inconvenience’ of having to spend days in 5-Star hotels in foreign lands, will soon dream up such ideas as a State Visit to inspect Mount Everest or Antarctica, under the ploy of exploring how a country in the tropics can benefit from harnessing Snow. 

Some Nigerians had been deceived by a deluge of claims of a pious mien rooted in integrity and humility, alas we are now confronted with a spendthrift relic who seems anxious to cover as much mileage and profligacy as possible to cover for 2 to 3 lifetimes.

No matter how long the flight takes, planes still have to land. Nigerians are indeed looking forward to when Mr. President will visit the country and begin to govern.





Video: Buhari's convoy:  http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33fy8d 

Pix !: Buhari’s convoy; Pix 2. Nigerians queuing to buy fuel (an aberration that has grown into a norm since the misadventure of the present regime)


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