Catch me if you dare!

by Eze Eluchie

Wonders, they say, will never cease.

I never thought the day will come when I will agree on anything with a major goon who has contributed immensely to the current nightmare living in Nigeria has become for all its citizens – Olusegun Obasanjo!

Obasanjo’s admonition to the Jonathan presidency to either hold him (Obasanjo) personally responsible for the mega corruption which occurred during the Nigeria’s ‘Reign of Evil’ (1999 – 2007) or forever shut up, receives my whole hearted support.

I hope someone will seize this opportunity to awaken the character presently collecting salary as Chairman of Nigeria’s Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Ibrahim Lamurde, to get up from his slumber and proof to Nigerians that the funds remitted to cover the running costs of the EFCC from the Federation account is not a 100% waste!

Nigeria MUST be restructured!

by Eze Eluchie 

Who will blame Goodluck Jonathan for the sentiments he is expressing when he says "Those seeking the disintegration of Nigeria are “lazy politicians seeking to be kings in tiny islands,” Perhaps Jonathan is confusing 'disintegration' with 'restructuring' and or 'renegotiation''.

If you are sitting atop cash pot of over 3-million barrels of crude oil per day and can spend the proceeds thereof without accounting to anybody but your henchmen for it;

If you get elected into the office of President by default;

If when your wife/kids/cronies fall ill, she/they will be flown to any hospital of your choice abroad for treatment at whatsoever costs all without a dime coming out of your pocket;

If your only qualifications to being president are your first name (goodluck) and your wife's first name (patience) and you do not have to bother about such 'frivolities' as track-record, performance, intelligence or any other virtue for that matter;

If you have a convoy of several bullet-proof Mercedes Benz limousines (paid for by public funds) at your beck and call when the rest of the population have to dodge bullets and terrorist bombs as part of their daily routine;

If you once had no shoes and you now have a million and one shoes and are unable to account to even yourself how the 'miracle' came about.

Oh yes, Goodluck Jonathan, Yakubu Gowon, Ibrahim Babangida and others who have been opportune to fleece the cash-cow known as Nigeria can jolly well castigate those of us who want a renegotiation and restructuring of the contraption called Nigeria. But one thing they, as sure as hell, cannot do, is to stop the tide.

Nigeria will be restructured and renegotiated! Those who dare to stand in the way will only find themselves restructured and renegotiated in the process!

http://dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/other-sections/lead-stories/177366-nigerias-unity-not-negotiable-jonathan

Picture: Nigeria, crying for a peaceful restructuring and renegotiation.

Time to mourn the living

by Eze Eluchie

Anybody in doubt that our contraption as is, is irrevocably contaminated and in need of urgent rejigging needs only consider the reaction of the remainder of the population to the senseless killings which occurred in Baja, Bornu State yesterday.

With over 185 fellow Nigerians killed in a fracas between men of the Nigerian Army and Boko Haram militants, the rest of the country acts and feels as though nothing has happened.

The headlines of the newspapers continue to publish mundane matters; politicians are still struggling one with the other to seize access to seats of power and, invariably, control and ability to loot with impunity; the Bar Association is worried about a pending ‘Corporate Manslaughter Offence’ before the rubber-stamp Senate, and the looting goes on unimpeded.