Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Where Corpses Rule

by Eze Eluchie


One more reason why we are where we are and the rest of the world are where they are:

It is apparently only in Nigeria that a corpse can hold political office.

First, it was with the corpse of late President Umaru Yar'Adua ruling over our contraption for well over 30 days before his wife, begrudgingly, informed Nigerians that her husband had passed on - after ofcourse, helping herself and her cronies to as much as she felt would be enough to sustain her for eternity.

The residents of Enugu State did not know the whereabouts of the State Governor for upwards of 100 days, whilst the man went for medical treatment for an as yet undisclosed ailment. And in Taraba State where a  brain-dead survivor of a plane crash still collects salary as Governor and has continued to be propped up by his wife and a few political strategists for the sole purpose of retaining some access to public treasury.

During the next general elections, we might as well raise the ghosts of the dead to contest elections in Nigeria.

Knowing the mindset of our peoples, I will bet that the ghost of Obafemi Awolowo will win election any day in southwest Nigeria, just like the ghost of Ahmadu Bello will sweep the polls in the core north. Odumegwu Ojukwu's ghost will be unrivaled in the south east!

Lets restructure and renegotiate this contraption before it becomes Ghostland!

http://www.punchng.com/opinion/chime-where-are-the-people-of-enugu/


Picture: Late President Musa Yar'Adua (his ghost ruled Nigeria, by proxy, for well over 60 days)




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