Thursday, December 24, 2015

The Worst Nigerian Awards for Year 2015

by Eze Eluchie

As we continually ponder over why Nigeria, as an entity, continues to barely exist in the pitiable state (economically, politically, socially and otherwise) that we find ourselves, despite the limitless opportunities and potentials for greatness and meaningful contribution to humanity embedded in the country, it is important that those elements that have contributed to societal debasement and retrogression be identified, named and shamed with the dual hope that they will, on the one hand, thereafter reflect on their role in our collective sorrow and hopefully change their vile acts and mannerisms and on the other hand, acquaint the population in Nigeria about those who have contributed immensely to ‘why we are where we are whilst the rest of the world keeps on forging ahead’ and allow the people to decide what to do with such precursors of underdevelopment.

For this 3rd Edition of the Worst of Nigeria Awards for Year 2016, there will, as in the previous year’s, be in 4 categories, to wit: The Worst Corporate Entity, The Worst Governor/State Agency, The Worst Federal Minister/Agency, and the grand prize, The Worst Nigerian. And the winners, on account of the anguish they have caused tthe Nigerian State and its citizens, they are actually sore losers, are as follows:


The Worst Corporate Entity:
When a corporate body rakes in millions of dollars in profits from a hapless population, manufacturing, distributing and disingenuously marketing a product that when used exactly as the corporate giant intends it to be used, will sicken, debilitate, destroy vital organs in the human body and ultimately kill not only the user of the corporate giants products but also others who have the misfortune of being around the users of such products, then such erring corporate giant has sunk low enough to merit the Award been accorded it here.
Some may be wondering whether such a company fitting the vile description above does actually exist and which product does nothing than harm its users when used as intended by the manufacturer.

Wonder no further, the winner of the year 2016 Worst Corporate Entity is British America Tobacco Plc.  The product in question is Cigarette!


The Worst Governor/State Agency.
In a contraption where most State Governors have unlawfully and criminally appropriated funds meant for the tier of government closest to the people, the Local Government Councils, to their personal use, in the process denying a vast majority of the population any meaningful benefits in almost two decades of supposedly democratic governance, it will take exceptional depravity, con and deviousness for any particular Governor to sink below his peers in their quest to dehumanize and vanquish the citizens over whom they administer.
By elevating fraud, doublespeak and trickery as cardinal principles of governance; implementing strident efforts at destroying the basic institutions (Town Development Unions) which citizens of his State had applied to cushion the effect of abandonment by government authorities; unconstitutionally and unlawfully deploying State Legislators as ‘caretakers’ of Local Government Councils in the State; claiming that the people of the State he is supposed to preside over are owing him a stupendous sum of over US$80 Million (for spurious ‘security votes’ which he claims to be entitled to); the Imo State Governor who has been christened ‘Ekwuo ozor, eme ozor’ (He who says something and does something else) by the people of Imo State, Mr. Rochas Okorocha, wins the Award in the category of ‘The Worst Governor/State Agency’.


The Worst Federal Minister/Federal Agency
Top contenders for this award included the National Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) which is superintending over the notorious scamming of Nigerian electricity consumers by power companies who shamelessly levy households and premises for electricity not supplied; the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) which seems fixated with its role as a hound dog to target its investigative and prosecutorial powers over corruption cases on only persons perceived to be opposed to the regime in power to , and the Nigerian Military (particularly the Nigeria Army under the headship of present Chief of Army Staff, General Buratai) which seems unschooled on the role of the Military in quelling demonstration and generally interacting with the civil populace in a democratic dispensations – a situation that has led to the military killing several demonstrators (pro-Biafra activists in Onitsha {Anambra State, South East Nigeria}, Shi’ia demonstrators in Zaria {Kaduna State, North Central Nigeria}

In a polity where State agencies meant to serve the people are notoriously self-serving, nominations for this Award category are expectedly not lacking.

The Federal Ministers, who were appointed belatedly have exhibited shocking blandness, colorlessness and lack of creativity in their respective Ministries as one would have expected them to, in view of the lateness in their appointments, hit the ground running. The fact that seven months into an administration, none of its principal officers can be assessed tells the tale of where Nigeria is.

The Federal Agency whose incompetence, mismanagement and mishandling of its duties has caused more harm to Nigeria and Nigerians in year 2015 and which this wins the award in this category is the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) – an agency  which somehow, despite its limitless finances, always finds a way to botch any and all elections it has conducted over the past one year, in the process short-changing the population and serving as a conduit to impose misfits as rulers over the Nigerian state, rises above the field of failed Federal Agencies.


The Worst Nigerian
The role of leadership in moving any society forward cannot be adequately quantified. With effective leadership, a third rate economy (or 3rd world country – whatever you construe this to mean)) can be transformed over a very short period into a leading player in global affair. The converse is unfortunately, also true.

In Nigeria, we have for virtually all of year 2015 being denied any signs of effective leadership at the national level. For the first 4 months, the then President, Goodluck Jonathan was embroiled in very distractive and strenuous efforts at securing a re-elections, this was followed by a 5th month of wasteful transition processes and since May 29th when the incumbent stepped into office, the country has virtually run on auto-pilot and “body-language of the President”), without any recognizable policy thrusts or directions of governance save for the worn out recourse to sloganeering and blaming all ills on the immediate past administration.   

In other climes desirous of progress, the Civil Society Organizations would have risen up to the occasion to ensure that political leaders (in Nigeria it is actually rulers in control) are held accountable and made to serve the people. From the labour Unions, to the National Association of Nigerian Students, the ‘human right organization’, good governance and pro-democracy organizations, entities who should serve as the eyes, ears and minds of a largely illiterate and population have sold out their constituents for lucre.  

In Nigeria, rather pitiably, the Civil Society sector has been sucked into the rot which permeates the system. Objectivity has given way to parochialism; the intellect inherent in Civil Society is pandered to the highest bidder for partisan and non-altruistic ends, in the process denying our population, country and indeed the African continent the benefits of a working Nigeria. Of particular mention here are the Civil Society organizations which ‘monitor’ and issue ‘accolades’ or ‘condemnation’ (in keeping with the desires of their foreign funders) over the fiasco we refer to as elections in our clime.

As a collective, for failing the people, the Worst Nigerian Award for Year 2016 goes to so-called “pro-democracy and good governance” Civil Society organizations.



Picture: The Worst of Nigeria Award Trophy


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