Friday, January 3, 2014

Sex as a cardinal tool of foreign policy?

by Eze Eluchie

With a view to gaining respect and varying advantages in relations with other countries and advancing their values as ideals worthy of emulations (freely or by compulsion), States across the world have deployed varying tools and strategies to showcase themselves and their ethos. The foreign policy thrust of States serves to define each country to the rest of world.

The military might and combat preparedness of States are quite commonly adapted as a tool to project State interest and advance foreign policy thrusts. Nothing more underlines the seriousness of a situation, and is more convincing, as the massing of military personnel and hardware just across national borders in a state of preparedness for military action or the stationing of an Aircraft Carrier Battle Group in international waters just off the shores of a belligerent or ‘non-conforming’ State.

Good old money, in the form of international aids, loans, trade incentives, bilateral or multi-lateral assistance also comes in quite handy as a tool for advancing countries foreign policies.

Over the past few years, however, Sex, yes the good old copulation of individuals or more particularly, sexual orientation, has gradually been growing in stature as a tool by which some countries seek to foist their values on others. This trend was brought to international prominence following a direct threat by British Prime Minister, David Cameron, to deny financial assistance or aids to countries which have laws which penalize a particular form of sexual orientation, which until the last decade had constituted a crime or anti-social conduct in virtually all countries across the world. Britain, via the stance of its leader, was in effect applying Sex as a cardinal tool in its foreign policy thrusts. The European Union, the United Nations Organization and some other multi-lateral organizations soon joined the bandwagon of entities factoring domestic legislation's and policies relating to Sex as criteria for international cooperation and collaborations.

Sex has recently also been adapted by the Barack Obama-led administration in the United States as a tool of foreign policy, with its pointed inclusion of persons who are openly of a particular sexual orientation (homosexuals) in its official delegation to the Winter Olympics scheduled for Sochi, Russia in February 2014, apparently as a direct snub and provocation to host nation, Russia, which recently enacted stricter laws regulating and criminalizing non-traditional sexual practices. Prior to now, no one really bothered with the sexual orientations of whosoever was representing States at wheresoever. Calls, at surprisingly high level quarters were, astonishingly, actually made for a boycott of the Winter Olympics over sex/sexual orientation issues!

Reaction to the deployment of sex as a tool of foreign policy has been varied. From the total capitulation, via reversal of domestic statutes which criminalized the sexual orientations and preferences been advanced by the countries which tow this trend as experienced in Malawi (since the ascension to office of President Joyce Banda), to tougher sanctions for sex practices considered anti-social in some other countries such as The Gambia, Russia, Uganda, China and Nigeria.

One clearly discernible irony evident in the approach adopted by the countries which are spearheading the deployment of sex as a tool of foreign policy is the fact that, whilst aggressively promoting homosexuality, most of such countries still hold tenaciously to their domestic laws which discriminate against and criminalize some other forms of sexual preferences and orientations – such as laws against polygamy, pedophilia and bestiality, which may be acceptable nuances to other countries.

The nagging question, which no one seems to address, appears to be: Where do we really draw the line?  Will there be a time when the frequency and timing of copulation also become a tool of international policies by States? Is there likelihood further down the road of international sanctions being levied against a country and its populations on grounds of sex? Will States actually go to war to enforce a right to have sex with the person of one’s choice? Though these questions sound preposterous, they are actually natural projections from the present situation. 


Picture: Sex symbol


Thursday, January 2, 2014

Prognosis: Dying as a result of large-scale corruption.

by Eze Eluchie

President Goodluck Jonathan simply MUST act against large-scale corruption which has become endemic in our polity.

The stench from the corruption in our contraption reaches up to the high heavens and serves to make advancing the cause of national integration a more onerous task.

Agreed, this vile practice permeates all levels of governance, be it Federal, State or Local Councils, and sectors in our country, Public and or Private, and the argument can be made that most corrupt practices occur outside the purview of Presidential authority, the enormity of powers vested in the Office of President of the Federal Republic accords the Office authority to stem the horrible tide and bring perpetrators to justice.

This accounts for my repeated query as to the whereabouts of the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice - someone ought to be giving advice as to how to address this debilitating disease and adapting the more than sufficient provisions in our domestic statutes as anti-corruption tools.

Clearly, considering the free-for-all situation in the looting enterprise, the leadership of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission and other agencies charged with tackling the corruption behemoth are either out of their depths or have chosen to be accomplices to graft,

There is always an extent to which a cow, no matter how well endowed it is, can be milked…..


Picture: Corruption in Nigeria


Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Worst Nigerians of 2013 Awards

by Eze Eluchie

About this time every year, our local media is awash with 'Man/Woman of the Year' bestowals on people who have moved the society forward. Considering the sorry state of affairs in Nigeria, one can appreciate the skepticism with which the people view the awardees of such 'honors' who, in most cases, turn out to be discredited politicians who surreptitiously paid for such bestowals.

In my opinion, our failure to properly identify and acknowledge those who have contributed towards keeping us where we are whilst the rest of the world continue to advance, partially contributes to the decadence in our system.

It is with a view to setting the records straight that the major identifiable sources of our problems will, for once now be highlighted in the hope that those identified will have a rethink and better their ways in future and encourage those towing their paths of infamy to retrace such naughty steps for the betterment of the polity.

The 'Worst Awards for the Year 2013' will be in 4 categories, to wit: The Worst Corporate Entity, The Worst Governor/State Agency, The Worst Federal Minister/Federal Agency and The Worst Nigerian.

The Worst Corporate Entity
For continuing in the dubious vocation of selling death and disease to millions of Nigerians, ensuring that the farmers involved in tobacco plant cultivation remain in abject poverty and their soil poisoned, and expending the enormous resources at their disposal to ensure that Nigerian authorities remain unable to join the rest of the international community in eradicating tobacco product related harm, multinational tobacco conglomerates operating in Nigeria, particularly British American Tobacco Plc, is hereby awarded The Worst Corporate Entity for Year 2013.

 The Worst Governor/State Agency
Spirited last minute efforts of Yobe State Governor, Mr. Ibrahim Gaidam, to edge out all others to claim this dishonor by evacuating his entire family and ruling Yobe State from the safe distance of Abuja, far removed from the daily attacks of Boko Haram terrorists which has decimated Yobe, whilst collecting pocketing and sharing all Federal budgetary allocations due to the State and at the same time pretending to conduct local council elections with ‘large voter turnout’, proved insufficient to unseat yet another State Governor whose penchant for deceit and maladministration is legendary.

For crafting a government rooted in mass deception, amongst other ploys: promising not to collect official salaries/allowances whilst in reality not bothering to govern the State with a Budget; promising ‘free education from primary to tertiary levels’ to all in his State without meaning any word of it; Spuriously executing fictional massive projects and creating equally fictional thousands of jobs (all in the pages of paid news-media; stage-managing the impeachment of the State’s Deputy Governor; jumping from one political party to another faster than the tempo of Samba dance; the initial award for Worst Governor of Year 2013 goes to the Governor of Imo State, Mr. Rochas Okorocha.

 The Worst Federal Minister/Federal Agency
During a year when citizens of Nigeria were incredulously deported within Nigeria, by some rascal State Governments; When elected representatives/politicians defected with impunity, from the party platforms upon which they were elected, in clear violation of the Nigerian Constitution and without the constitutionally stipulated consequences been effected; When virtually all the States in the Nigerian contraption violated, with impunity and no fear whatsoever of consequences, explicit constitutional provisions for Local Government Councils to be headed by elected officials; When, by its actions and utterances, it appeared there was no mind knowledgeable about domestic and international laws within a hundred miles radius of the Presidency of the Federal Republic; the Justice sector suffered untold harm and damages as a result of a gaping hole in leadership pat the Federal level.

For reneging from his responsibilities and not having the guts to throw in the towel, thus creating the impression that Nigeria is a contraption devoid of laws, the current Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mr. Mohammed Adoke goes home with the dubious distinction as the Worst Minister for Year 2013.

 The Worst Nigerian
The winner of this ignoble award does not really require much attention as his antics has long been known to Nigerians and the international community. A former military dictator who was sentenced to death for Treasonable felony charges and thereafter foisted on the Nigerian contraption as an ‘(s)elected’ President, this character was once accused, by his own son, in sworn depositions before a Superior Court of Record of having had incestuous copulations with his daughter-in-law, and recently had one of his daughters publicly disparage and expose him as an unfit and improper character. A tyrant who desperately sought to alter the Nigerian constitution to perpetuate his strangle hold on governance and did not even have the guts to own up to the scam; a man who presided over Nigeria in an era when political assassinations and deployment of State security apparatus to witch-hunt real and imagined adversaries was the order of the day; a brute who flittered away most of what was left of Nigeria’s esteem and respect in the comity of nations by

The pitiably pedestrian efforts at orchestrating national instability as exemplified by his instigation of crisis within the ruling political party and in his treasonable correspondence with the President of the Federal Republic, coupled with the gravely negative impact of the several policies enunciated during his reign of evil (May 29th 1999 - May 28th 2007) continues to have on the Nigerian polity of Olusegun Obasanjo, makes this former despot the unequivocal recipient of this inaugural The Worst Nigerian for Year 2013.


This Awards will be bequeathed annually. I assure all that the nomination process for subsequent years will be made known to all for inputs as efforts are converged towards societal advancement.


Picture: The 'Baddie' trophy filled with victims blood.